Hello, and welcome to the Anatomically Correct Banana.

In a wild over-simplification, the framework for this site might be considered to be libertarian, but more accurately, what you will find here are ideas that defy easy categorization and are non-ideologically-compliant. Writing from the ass-end of the civilized world, curator John Q. Publius, an enigma wrapped in a paradox wrapped in bacon fat, and select contributors bring you only the hottest of takes, the most advanced of references, and the deepest and freshest of cuts. It’s time to stop thinking about Gorgonzola when it’s clearly brie time, people. 

-xoxo JQP