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If you’re reading this, it’s already too late—you have wandered deep into the right-wing wilderness! Don’t worry, though, I promise it won’t hurt. Sure this site is a little naughty, but what you will find here are ideas that defy easy categorization and are non-ideologically-compliant. Perhaps you will even find them titillating. Maybe you will get a thrill up your leg reading these pieces, similar to the one Chris Matthews gets when Barack Obama speaks. I can only hope.

Now prepare your anus, you’re about to get a red pill suppository. 


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