Hello, and Welcome to The Anatomically Correct Banana.

In a world of so much HATE...I’m only here to add to it. This site is something new: too race realist for the civic nationalists, too pragmatic about the role of the state for the libertarians, too libertarian and backwoods for polite society, what you will find here are ideas that defy easy categorization and are non-ideologically-compliant. Writing from the ass-end of the civilized world, it is my solemn vow to produce only the hottest of takes, the most advanced of references, and the deepest and freshest of cuts for you, Dear Reader. You will be enlightened, you will be delighted, and you will be aroused. It’s time to stop thinking about Gorgonzola when it’s clearly Brie time, people!

I’m not interested in splitting ideological hairs—I am interested in not only preserving but helping to re-invigorate in my own small way the civilization my ancestors worked so hard to build, and that I am fortunate enough to have been born into. I’m just one man, but if they come for me out here in the wilderness, I hope they have a good supply of body bags.

#RamboRight: Enlightenment Mind, Medieval Heart.


-John Q. Publius, Proprietor 

“I could have killed ’em all, I could kill you. In town you’re the law, out here it’s me. Don’t push it. Don’t push it or I’ll give you a war you won’t believe. Let it go. Let it go.”-John J. Rambo

“Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.”-Matthew 10:34